the wicked shit

The most vile, disgusting type of shit one can take. Often experienced after eating raw chicken or unrefrigerated Taco Bell leftovers. My be semi-liquid to foamy in consistency, and can range in color from orange-yellow to dark brown. The distinguishing characteristic of a Wicked Shit is the stench which is far more putrid and pervasive than that of a normal dump. The smell is often compared to that of a liquefied corpse, with hints of decomposing plant matter. Oftentimes the scent lingers for days following defecation, and may trigger allergy symptoms or asthma attacks.